7.11.07

The AMERICAN REPORTER & TAHA the Egyptian Taxi Driver

Reporter : Hi
Egyptian : We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta

Reporter : Do u speak English?
Egyptian : Berfect

Reporter : Do u mind if I interview u?
Egyptian : No,i dont have a mind

Reporter : What's your name?
Egyptian : Taha

Reporter : Sex?
Taha : I love it

Reporter : oh no, i meant male or female?
Taha : (yelling) : what do u sink?

Reporter : Its just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male....
Taha : yas male..and i can brove it any time u want

Reporter : No, thanks, I'll take u for your word...so. How does u find life here in Egypt?
Taha : Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz

Reporter : oh well. Beside the weather and the pyramids. What else do u like in ur country?
Taha : Byramids,nice wezar,nice food

Reporter : Ok. .lets moves on. What does u do?
Taha : I am very well ,sank u

Reporter : No, I mean do u have a job?
Taha : (looking around him and whispering) : Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice

Reprter : Oh my god, DO YOU WORK?
Taha : Yas yas..Taxi drivar

Reporter : What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt?
Taha : Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3

Reporter : What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha : I do not undurstand what u say

Reporter : I mean. How does u deal with money problems in Egypt?
Taha : No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz

Reporter : So do u make a lot of money?
Taha : No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any moneyد

Reporter : let me rephrase. Since Egypt is a rich country.. Does u have a lot of money?
Taha : me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?

Reporter : Then where does all the money go?
Taha : Guvurment

Reporter : And what does the government do with the money?
Taha : Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter : well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha : What duz zat mean?

Reporter : Do u choose your president
Taha : Mubarak?

Reporter : yes
Taha : (nervously) : i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice

Reporter : Why him?

Taha : Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

Reporter : But there r no wars right now

Taha : But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it

Reporter : what about the last 26 years ?

Taha : I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi

Reporter : No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years?

Taha : He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter : Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha

Taha : No broblem,only 10 bounds
Reporter : I never said i will pay u for this

Taha : Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
Reporter : Grrrrrrrr

Taha : ok ok..need a Taxi?






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build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

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